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Competition: pitch a slogan for our Newsrewired goodie bags

Our Newsrewired goodie bags are a delegate-favourite. Over the years, the team packs the bags full with all sorts of goodies courtesy of a range of sponsors and supporters. It’s a lucky dip of coffee beans, crisps, pens, notepad, USB sticks, shower gel, perfume, sweets, lager. Journalist essentials. One year we even put microwave rice in it. And I’m told on authority we once included a Christmas cooking pamphlet and “crocheted Polish pierogi keyrings”.

This year, we wanted to have a bit more fun and give you – our lovely community – the chance to come up with a slogan for our goodie bags.

We are looking for something that captures the spirit of journalism, media, or publishing. Think pithy observation, industry in-joke, or something you’d actually want to carry around.

The brief: One line that makes people think, smirk, or nod knowingly.

The prize: A box of Brighton fudge and the satisfaction of seeing your words printed on 180 bags.

The deadline: 30 October 2025

Send us your best one-liner now. We look forward to going through your responses. Thank you.

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